10 Sexiest Women in Video Games
Well we’ve seen which men have brought “teh sexay” to the table, but what about the women? Lets face it, guys like beautiful women…a lot. So when you have got an industry that is so heavily male dominated there’s going to be characters made that appeal to our primal urges….rawr. Before we start lets talk for a second about what you won’t see in the following list. You won’t see any cat/animal girls. Sorry, I know this may trip some of you guys’ triggers but be honest for a second. It’s hard to find something sexy that has to Brazilian wax on a daily basis. Secondly there will be no Vampire Chicks. I know, I know, they can look hot, especially in tight leather and crimson lipstick. The problem is that their sexiness is greatly diminished when the only thing they see you as is a meat sac and besides that, shouldn’t they be finding something else to do with their mouths? Well now that our parameters are set lets sit back, cast aside our socially induced shame and enjoy the creations of some very lonely, sexually deprived men.
Aeris Gainsborough and Tifa Lockhart: (FFVII) Ever been torn between two women? Well FFVII certainly made us feel that way. Two beautiful women yet each with their distinct personalities makes it quite hard to choose. Aeris is soft-spoken, mysterious, ethereal, cute and in touch with her feminine side as she sports her pink dress. Coupling that with her self-sacrificing ways, as every limit break she has helps the party, this would make her, for many a man, an instant dream girl. Then there is Tifa. Devoted and incredibly hot in her short skirt and skintight white top, Tifa exemplifies an independent a incredibly sexy woman. ( I mean seriously…How many of us guys prayed for a rain scene in that game?) Add that to her incredibly long legs and the ability to lay the smack down on enemies and you have a lot of guys hoping to meet the real life version someday.
Princess Peach (All things Mario) Ok, maybe this isn’t the most traditional pick but lets face it. Peach is all girl. Not afraid to work her pink outfit from head to toe and with long flowing blonde hair you just knew she was a hottie even though the closest thing you could get to seeing skin was her ankle. Keeping both the Mario Bros. lusting after her came infinitely easier when she decided to take it off for Mario Tennis. With all that sexiness it’s easy to see why Peach always said “Peachy’s got it” …..you sure do girl.
Feena (Grandia) Yeah I know, jailbait, but this list is not only for us older gents. Feena brings the sexay in so many ways. Feena was a strong adventurous young lady always on the lookout for treasure. Sporting the thigh high torn leggings and the green hair to perfection it’s no wonder she always had Justin falling over himself whenever she was around.
Lulu (FFX) What really needs to be said here? Sultry personified Lulu brought here unique wardrobe and ahem….assets to the table in Final Fantasy 10. Sarcastic and dark in nature, Lulu’s look and attitude screams sexy. How Waka ended up getting her preggers in X-2 is anyone’s guess. …Lucky little @#$&@…..
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil) Whether it’s in her S.T.A.R.S. Uniform or her much more revealing blue tube top. Jill Valentine shows us that even when fighting legions of undead rotting corpses, that’s not an excuse to not be incredible sexy doing it. Toss in a short skirt (hmm I sense a theme), a pair of knee high boots and a pistol, you’ve got all the makings of sexiness.
Kasumi (DOA) One word…..Hawt. It takes a lot to stand out in the world of Dead or Alive yet Kasumi is able to do it easily. With an amazing body and a multitude of outfits that only leave you wanting more it’s no wonder why many a young (and old) man falls asleep each night with visions of her in his head and given the fact that she’s a ninja and we all know ninja’s are flexible, those visions aren’t PG rated.
Hana Tsu Vachel (Fear Effect) Let’s get down to it. While not necessarily my cup of tea, many guys find nothing hawter than girl on girl action. The gaming industry, in order to not let any of you guys down, gave us Hana. Hana, attractive on her own merits easily flies into the top ten being the first openly lesbian game character. While it was barely mentioned in the first game, Retro Helix brought “the Sexay” big time with her lover Rain joining the fray in some risqué scenes.
Telma (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) For all you guys whom are into the older women and like a little extra junk in the trunk, Hyrule has a lady for you. Telma brings sexiness to a series that for too long has not been represented. (Sorry to all those that find elfin boys in green tunics sexy.) A bartender in Hyrule Castle, Telma flaunts her supple ”goods” in order to entice young link into a closer look…..hawt.
Last but definitely not least, is someone whom could in no way be left off this list. Over the last 10 years she has personified sexiness in the video game world and really ushered in the whole idea of gawking over video game women.
Laura Croft (Tomb Raider) What can be said that hasn’t been said already by more than one person? The original Video Game Vixen, Laura Croft has been the fantasy of lonely gamers since the days of the PSone. This was so much the case that people to this day still insist that there are nude codes for he game. (nothing but wishful thinking) her sexiness has been plastered over such things a calendars, clothes and she has even been portrayed by Angelina Jolie in 2 movies. Short Shorts, long legs and the ability to kick all kind of ass has and will continue to enthrall generations of men.
By Jeremy Mravlja Gamer's Perspective Have your ideas of whom should or should not be on the list?.....send us a E-mail at mail@gamersperspective.com or join us on our forums. |
